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Hash Trash Run 931, Directions to Run 932

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty first Hash:

What a day it was... 
The sun was shining, the birds chirping and even a slight breeze blew.
The only thing missing from this week's hash was... HASHERS!
What the F#@K is wrong with you? I mean, if you don't cum when conditions are that good, when will you cum?
Back to the hash, the trail went through some of the best and worst neighborhoods in Ramat-Gan, through the park where Captain Caveman was accused of being young (by a non suspecting 57 yr. old youngster), around the lake and up and down hills. All in all, the FIVE of us who did cum, had a great time. At the half way we sang Joe-Button in an amphitheater to the roaring crowds, and at the end we had lots of beer and even made a video for a hasher from Miami. 
Did I say it was a great hash?


Down-Downs Run 931:
Hare: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: No Fucking Hash Name Daniel (that's Miami speak for Just Daniel)
Misnaming:  No Fucking Hash Name Daniel, Captain Caveman, Double Entry
Visitor:  No Fucking Hash Name Daniel
Sitting: No Fucking Hash Name Daniel
No Fish Hooking: Puking Cougar, Double Entry, No Fucking Hash Name Daniel
Not Enough Hashers (Accused by Visitors): Spit or Swallow, Double Entry, Captain Caveman


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 932:
Meeting time: Saturday feb 18th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Dog Park (Cheerio Park) on Wingate Street, Herzliya Pituach (Here)

Maps: From South (Cuming from TA), From North

Directions:
Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit.
Take the exit and turn into Herzliya Pituach.
You will be on Keren HaYessod street.
Continue straight through the first roundabout and at the second roundabout make a right onto Wingate Street.
Continue until you see the park on your left hand side.
There is ample parking around the park.
There are large millstones set around the park, hence the name Cheerio Park. The Hare will be waiting for you.   

Lost?!  Call Deliverance at 054-300-5092. You may have to call twice as her phone is funky...


Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.
 
Other messages:
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be given a spot.

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!

Hare roster - are you there?!
#933 Feb 25 - Rabbi Goo
#934 Mar 3 - Twin Peaks
#935 Mar 10 - Penis Envy
#936 Mar 17 - Fart Smella
#937 Mar 24 - Semen
#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow
#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim
#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

Hash Trash Run 930, Directions to Run 931

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's (so so wrong...) eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirtieth Hash:

We gathered at the J-lem theatre like so many times before for another splendid run in Israel's hilly capital.
The run was, as expected, hilly. We went up and down and up again (and down and up and so forth...). We went through streets and parks and other places. We saw both old and new, young and old, religious and secular, we even saw some people play Cricket, and didn't understand the rules...
At the half-way we noticed some strange letters in our circle (nope, not FA nor JB), OY, which apparently stood for "Oh Why...?" which we therefore sang at the top of our lungs in honor of boston's B-day.
As we were approaching the circle, that meant (as usual) some beer for us, we saw on the ground, right next to the so well known On-In, a single word that repeated twice, "Up & Up". And so, joyfully we went, up and then up again...
After the Hash ended we went on to celebrate Boston Creamed's birthday at the world (in)famous "Chez Boston e Gonadfather" and had some great food and some more beer as promised.


Down-Downs Run 930:
Hares: The Gonadfather & Boston Creamed
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Puking Cougar
Misnaming: Boston Creamed, Double Entry
Returnees: Fluffer, The Gonadfather, Just Michael, Just Gavriel
Visitor: Puking Cougar
Mistrailing: The Gonadfather
Misaccusation: Puking Cpugar
Japanising: Puking Cpugar
Hashy B-Day: Boston Creamed, Fluffer


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 931:
Meeting time: Saturday feb 12th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking lot in front of Winter Stadium, Ramat-Gan (real close to Tel-Aviv...) (Here)

Maps: From Ayalon (Cuming from TA), From Road #4 (Outside TA)

Directions:
Look at the Links above, it's written on the left side of the map...

Lost?! Gimme a call - Spit or Swallow - 054-6717787


Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have a guest from stuttgart, known as Puking Cougar that's looking for a ride to the circle from TA. Got an open spot? Write him an email at pchash@gmail.com
 
Other messages:
*No more warnings... The new Hare-Raising roster is ready and will be out later this week. From this moment on if you need a replacement it's up to you.

*The Paris Hash is celebrating it's 800th Hash next week. you got another mail about that. Read it.

*The Hare-Roster has underwent some minor changes (if you care for a heads up on the whereabouts of future hashes...)

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Take a look at this guy, only 17...
http://devour.com/video/tallest-high-school-basketball-player/ 

Hare roster - are you there?!
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Deliverance

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

Hash Trash Run 929, Directions to Run 930

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Twenty ninth Hash:

Hare: The hash was nice, warm and dry!
Hare By Proxy (HBP): What are you talking about?
Hare: Well, You know, no rain, no bad marking, it was grrrrreat!
HBP: It did rain, It was poorly marked, and the cars were visible from the trail (causing some poor hashers to cut the way)!
Hare: Well, at least the food was good...
HBP: What?!
Hare: The food, it was quite good, not "something to tell your grandchildren about" good, but good nonetheless.
HBP: YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!!!
Hare: ...mmm, you're right... 
HBP: It did rain, we had two surprising walkers, we ran up some stairs and down some streets, and in general had a great fu@#$n' time. You should try it next time...


Down-Downs Run 929:
Hare: Fluffer
Hare By Proxy: Spit or Swallow 
FRB: Just Gal
DFL: Goldmember
Returnees:   Rabbi Goo, Just Nomi, Goldmember, Deliverance, Double Entry 
Virgins: Gay-za Strip, Just Gal
Good Samaritan: Penis Envy
Latecomers: Just Jim, Goldmember, Double Entry
Non Iced Beer: Just Jim
Wimp: Captain Caveman
Pole Dancing: Gay-za Strip
Short Cutting: Just Nomi, Rabbi Goo


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 930:
Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 28th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking lot in front of Jerusalem Theatre, Chopin St., Jerusalem (Here)
(The place is known not because of the Theatre, yet as a couple of Hash runs started from there in the past).

Maps: From City Entrance (Cuming from TA)

Directions:

*Driving from the notorious "Caveman Erection" (the Calatrava white bridge at the Jerusalem entrance, from J-lem-Tel Aviv road).

Driving directions to Chopin/‫שופן‬‎


From Sderot Shazar/‫שדרות שז"ר‬‎

1. Head southeast on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ toward Yafo/יפו‎




850 m


2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎




1.2 km

3. Turn left onto Derech Ruppin/דרך רופין‎




230 m

4. Continue onto Ramban/רמב"ן‎




500 m

5. Turn right onto Arlozorov/ארלוזורוב‎




400 m

6. Turn left onto Ze'ev Jabotinsky/זאב ז'בוטינסקי‎




68 m


7. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDavid Marcus/דוד מרכוס‎

Go through 1 roundabout




300 m


8. Turn right onto Chopin/שופן‎




120 m

Gotcha: Chopin/‫שופן‬‎   !!!


* After the run a festive On-after will be held at Boston Cream's and Gonadfather's nest-of-love.
Address: 10a Nili Street (Map from Hash Circle here).

There, the opportunity will be given to happily escort Boston a-step-forward-to-the-grave (it's her birthday).
This will be done by engorging fine Italian food and (obviously) more beer.

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have a guest from stuttgart, known as Puking Cougar that's looking for a ride to J-lem for the hash. Got an open spot? Write her an email at pchash@gmail.com
* 
Other messages:
*TOTALLY LAST WARNING!!! At the end of February the Hare-Roster will run out. The new Hare roster is at work already (quite done really), Care for a special date?, Give me a heads up in the next week.

*The Paris Hash is celebrating it's 800th Hash this Feb. you got another mail about that (and some more info attached here at the bottom!). Read it.

*The Hare-Roster has underwent some minor changes (if you care for a heads up on the whereabouts of future hashes...)

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Barns are exploding all over Minnesota and no one bothered to warn us! Save your souls!
"On May 2, 1878, the Washburn 'A' Mill — the largest flour mill in the United States at that time — exploded. 
The mill exploded when flour dust in the air inside it ignited. 
The explosion claimed 18 lives, decimated the surrounding area, and brought instant notoriety to Minneapolis. 
The tragic explosion led to reforms in the milling industry. Ventilation systems and other precautionary devices were devised in order to prevent further tragedy."
If you really want to read some more, go to this link. Otherwise have a beer.


Hare roster - are you there?!
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Deliverance

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

Interested in hashing? Want to find out more?

Contact Twin Peaks (Maureen) +972 52 874 3662 or
Boston Creamed (Rachel) +972 54 215 2653 or Email us at holyland.hashers@gmail.com

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