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Hash Trash Run 929, Directions to Run 930

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Twenty ninth Hash:

Hare: The hash was nice, warm and dry!
Hare By Proxy (HBP): What are you talking about?
Hare: Well, You know, no rain, no bad marking, it was grrrrreat!
HBP: It did rain, It was poorly marked, and the cars were visible from the trail (causing some poor hashers to cut the way)!
Hare: Well, at least the food was good...
HBP: What?!
Hare: The food, it was quite good, not "something to tell your grandchildren about" good, but good nonetheless.
HBP: YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!!!
Hare: ...mmm, you're right... 
HBP: It did rain, we had two surprising walkers, we ran up some stairs and down some streets, and in general had a great fu@#$n' time. You should try it next time...


Down-Downs Run 929:

Hare: Fluffer
Hare By Proxy: Spit or Swallow 
FRB: Just Gal
DFL
: Goldmember
Returnees:  
Rabbi Goo, Just Nomi, Goldmember, Deliverance, Double Entry 
Virgins: Gay-za Strip, Just Gal
Good Samaritan: Penis Envy
Latecomers: Just Jim, Goldmember, Double Entry
Non Iced Beer: Just Jim
Wimp: Captain Caveman
Pole Dancing: Gay-za Strip
Short Cutting: Just Nomi, Rabbi Goo


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 930:
Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 28th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking lot in front of Jerusalem Theatre, Chopin St., Jerusalem (Here)
(The place is known not because of the Theatre, yet as a couple of Hash runs started from there in the past).

Maps: From City Entrance (Cuming from TA)

Directions:

*Driving from the notorious "Caveman Erection" (the Calatrava white bridge at the Jerusalem entrance, from J-lem-Tel Aviv road).

Driving directions to Chopin/‫שופן‬‎


From Sderot Shazar/‫שדרות שז"ר‬‎




1. Head southeast on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ toward Yafo/יפו‎




850 m


2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎




1.2 km


3. Turn left onto Derech Ruppin/דרך רופין‎




230 m


4. Continue onto Ramban/רמב"ן‎




500 m


5. Turn right onto Arlozorov/ארלוזורוב‎




400 m


6. Turn left onto Ze'ev Jabotinsky/זאב ז'בוטינסקי‎




68 m


7. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDavid Marcus/דוד מרכוס‎

Go through 1 roundabout




300 m


8. Turn right onto Chopin/שופן‎




120 m


Gotcha: Chopin/‫שופן‬‎   !!!


* After the run a festive On-after will be held at Boston Cream's and Gonadfather's nest-of-love.
Address: 10a Nili Street (Map from Hash Circle here).

There, the opportunity will be given to happily escort Boston a-step-forward-to-the-grave (it's her birthday).
This will be done by engorging fine Italian food and (obviously) more beer.

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have a guest from stuttgart, known as Puking Cougar that's looking for a ride to J-lem for the hash. Got an open spot? Write her an email at pchash@gmail.com
Other messages:
*TOTALLY LAST WARNING!!! At the end of February the Hare-Roster will run out. The new Hare roster is at work already (quite done really), Care for a special date?, Give me a heads up in the next week.

*The Paris Hash is celebrating it's 800th Hash this Feb. you got another mail about that (and some more info attached here at the bottom!). Read it.

*The Hare-Roster has underwent some minor changes (if you care for a heads up on the whereabouts of future hashes...)

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Barns are exploding all over Minnesota and no one bothered to warn us! Save your souls!
"On May 2, 1878, the Washburn 'A' Mill — the largest flour mill in the United States at that time — exploded. 
The mill exploded when flour dust in the air inside it ignited. 
The explosion claimed 18 lives, decimated the surrounding area, and brought instant notoriety to Minneapolis. 
The tragic explosion led to reforms in the milling industry. Ventilation systems and other precautionary devices were devised in order to prevent further tragedy."
If you really want to read some more, go to this link. Otherwise have a beer.


Hare roster - are you there?!

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Deliverance

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

Hash Trash Run 928, Directions to Run 929

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Twenty eighth Hash (it's a short one this time...):

The hash wasn't quite as soggy as the week before but the skies were threatening.
We ran up hills.
We ran down hills.
We did not run on flat ground.
We ran through the streets of Mevaseret Zion, off road and up and down stairs. Lots of stairs. We then found the circle and demolished Caveman's snacks before all freezing to death and going home.
THE END.

Down-Downs Run 928:

Hare
: Crock Sucker
FRB: Someone
DFL
: Someone Else (Probably)
Returnees: 
God Only Knows
Virgin: Another One
Relieving: Who Knows
Booty Call
: Who Cares

As you can understand, Hash-Scribe wasn't at the run... So, Tough!


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 929:
Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 28th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem

Directions:


Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

Lost? Call Spit or Swallow (054-6717787). He's not the Hare, but he might care... 


Other messages:
*LAST WARNING!!! At the end of February the Hare-Roster will run out. Care for a special date? Give me a heads up in the next couple of weeks.

*The Paris Hash is celebrating it's 800th Hash this Feb. you got another mail about that (and some more info attached here at the bottom!). Read it.

*The Hare-Roster has underwent some minor changes (if you care for a heads up on the whereabouts of future hashes...)

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Well, I sure didn't!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#930 Feb 4 - The Gonadfather
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Deliverance


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On-on!
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com

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FW: From the Paris Hash

Hi Folks, 

Just a reminder that it's Paris H3's 800th Run on the 18th of February and to celebrate we're inviting you to join us for a weekend of Hash related fun and frolics. Places are filling up fast with lots of international visitors and so if you'd like to come (I promise you won't regret it!) then please email Half Crazy daisybc2000@yahoo.com to register...

A reminder of what's on offer!:

Friday 17th: Pub Crawl in Paris,
Sat 18th: 800th Run!! Bois de Vincennes
  Party (8pm- until you can't dance anymore!), buffet, drinks and dj! 
Sun 19th Historical run, taking in some of Paris's main sights

Tickets cost 65€ and this includes a 800th Paris Hash T-shirt, both runs, the saturday night party with buffet and 4 drinks. 

for more info please check our site http://parishash.wordpress.com/18feb-800th/

Hope to see some of you here!! 

On On!
Princess Pussy


Hash Trash Run 927, Directions to Run 928

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Twenty Seventh Hash:

WET! SLOPPY! COLD! That's when great runners rise to the occasion! (Except Kadaffi, he ran with an umbrella, doin' his Mary Poppins imitation...) Everyone else gets honorable mention for showing up, except for Goldmember who got lost and then went home. Shame.
The walkers got lost tryin' to get to the halfway point, where we haled Papa Abe and his seven sons. Eventually it all came together smoothly in the muddy parking lot where we drank beer, sang, and held our umbrellas tight.
Kadaffi made up for the umbrella gig, with a whiskey shot at Mike's Place afterwards, where we had a ginormous birthday for our Austin virgin\guest Phoebe, so eventually it turned out to be a fun winter day in Herzliya.

Down-Downs Run 927:

Hares
: Just Jim, Penis Envy
FRB: Just David
DFL
: Kadaffi
Mary Poppins:
Kadaffi  
Virgin: Just Phoebe
Birthday
: Just Phoebe
Sexting
: Just Jim, Penis Envy, EZ Doc 
(Not) Late
: Spit Or Swallow
Umbrella In The Circle: EZ Doc 


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 928:
Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 21st, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: Corner of Harel and Yitzhak Nissim, Mevaseret Zion

Maps: From: Tel-Aviv, Jerusalem.

Directions:
 
Head towards J'lem (or TA if you are cumin' from J'lem) on No 1
Exit at the Harel Interchange
Turn left (or take a right if you are cumin' from J'lem) at the traffic lights to cross back over the No 1, heading North
Continue North along Ha'rel
At the kikar (roundabout\traffic circle) there is a dirt carpark where your Hare will be waiting

Lost?
Call Crock Sucker on 054-7471914


Other messages:
*At the end of February the Hare-Roster will run out. Care for a special date? Give me a heads up in the next couple of weeks.

*The Paris Hash is celebrating it's 800th Hash this Feb. you got another mail about that. Read it. Didn't get it? gimme a buzz and I'll send it again.

*The Hare-Roster has underwent some minor changes (if you care for a heads up on the whereabouts of future hashes...)

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). Soooooo, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?! (Read with care!, very Boring!!!)

Who invented the paperclip

When Johann Vaaler patented his paper clip in 1901, there already were similar designs on the books. William Middlebrook of Waterbury, Connecticut patented his design in 1899. Cornelius Brosnan of Springfield, Massachusetts patented his Konaclip in 1900.

So, who was first to invent the paper clip?

Well, it is thought to be Johann Vaaler. Drawings of his design date to early 1899, but since Norway had no patent law at the time he had to seek patent rights in Germany and the US in the following years.

Johann Vaaler was born on 15 March 1866 in Aurskog, Norway. Known as an innovator in his youth, he graduated in electronics, science and mathematics. He was employed by the owner of an invention office when he invented the paper clip in 1899.

The paper clipSeveral designs followed the original. Only a few remain, such as the Ideal, Non-Skid, Owl and Gem. The first double-oval clip, the Gem, was launched in early-1900 by Gem Manufacturing Ltd of England. The paper clip remains as one of the most-used items of all time.




Hare roster - are you there?!

#928 Jan 21 - Crock Sucker
#929 Jan 28 - Fluffer
#930 Feb 4 - The Gonadfather
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Deliverance

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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